so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Epic Quests Completed: 9
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 123 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Players Killed by Monsters: 6300
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
New Chunks Explored: 221687 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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