so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Alien Abductions: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 3626
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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