so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Enchantments Applied: 194
Farms Harvested: 117 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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