so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Emeralds Found: 4317

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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