so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Astral Projections Made: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Animals Bred: 90 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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