so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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