so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 103
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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