so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 4142 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Love Letters Sent: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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