so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2950
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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