so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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