so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Divine Spears Created: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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