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The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

altcoin trading, btc, BTC price analysis, chart, chart analysis, chart analysis tools, chart patterns, Crafty, crypto exchange, crypto market, cryptocurrency trading, Link, LINK price analysis, LINK/BTC, market trends, price movement, resistance levels, smp, support levels, Technical Analysis, Trading Indicators, trading platform, trading signals, Trading Strategies, Trading Tools

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MomCare Minecraft Server

blended family, caregiving, dementia, elder care, end of life care, family dynamics, family meeting, Family Support, financial assistance, financial burden, financial decision-making, financial expectations, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, long-term care insurance, memory care, Minecraft, MomCare, retirement savings, Server, sibling relationships, social security, step siblings

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BirthBlockerz – 18F

18F, alcoholism, arguments, BirthBlockerz, college fees, emotional distress, emotional outburst, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family struggles, financial burden, financial stress, financial struggles, Parental Responsibility, parental stress, POVERTY, scholarships, sibling dynamics, youngest child

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

bad habits, behavior change, breaking habits, discipline, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit loop, habit stacking, habit tracking, habits to break, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, RegretfulRoutines, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, smp, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrushCraftVIP

celebrity attraction, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, childhood crush, crush memories, CrushCraftVIP, dreamy crush, famous crush, first crush, heartthrob crush, Hollywood crush, idol crush, movie crush, music crush, pop culture crush, silver screen crush, star crush, teenage crush, TV crush

Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Items Found:	5654

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8351

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

advertising, alive, bedrock, Chat, Cracked, Daily, diamonds, Discord, first server, Hearts, Join, Login, messages, Minecraft, NexusDark, norm, Players, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Server Uptime, Small Community, smp, stealing, Supported

Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ores Mined:	5170	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	743
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1