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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 4980 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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