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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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