Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2868	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	522772	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TotemMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Crates RPG Quests Jobs Player Warps GriefPrevention Bank Vaults Coinshop Skills Mining Combat Fishing Money Items Perks Chat colors Glow effects Flight time

TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

• Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

• IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	177	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3