LaggyLimbsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Region Rumble: Where Similarity is Questioned!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every region looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can explore crazy and wacky regions that will blow your mind! From a land made entirely of candy to a volcano filled with lava that flows like chocolate, you’ll never get bored of exploring our unique and diverse world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you might even get the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted feather boa.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Zombie Dances:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

again.., anxiety, blowing, Communication, COMPLETE, CREEPERS, damn, Depressed, DepressedCraft, emotions, Failure, feeling, mental health, Nijisanji, online persona, PRESSURE, regret, Sayu, self-doubt, spoke out, Struggling, virtual youtuber, Wishes

Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

Adventures, Allowed, Arthur Morgan, Arthur’s, best man, Cabin, crime, Cunt, Drunk, drunk confession, Karen, love, Mary-Beth, Minecraft, Respect, romance, sadie, Sean’s death, SETTLE, straight up, Survival, teaching, used, Widow

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

Contentment, envy, Expectations, Financial goals, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hobbies, incel, Jealousy, KHV, materialism, mindset, MONEY, personal growth, PRESSURE, self worth, Server, societal norms, society, success, wealth

Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Potions Brewed:	61	Crops Grown:	9566
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	444	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1519
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2729
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	90	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1121	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2