yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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