yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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