yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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