KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8067 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 9529
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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