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CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2416	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	8873	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
New Chunks Explored:	814177	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Void Gems Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Crops Grown:	1781
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
New Chunks Explored:	95589	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	48
Towns Built:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21