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The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7373	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

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If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UkrainianDroneDrama

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LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Touching Universe Craft

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so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Potions Brewed:	67	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Emeralds Found:	3686	Farms Harvested:	756
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MotelBlockerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8877	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	144	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1118

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	8495	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	287
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3