LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
Secret Passages Found: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 208
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5945

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4688 New Chunks Explored: 360088
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Crops Grown: 8845
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 7 New Chunks Explored: 828947
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 329 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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