KimJongCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Farms Harvested:	752	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	639426
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6710	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2768	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.