LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9178
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mines Excavated: 4675
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 244
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Magic Items Found: 8305

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Villages Defended: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 491
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 271 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magic Items Found: 4263
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Alien Abductions: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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