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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ores Mined: 8957 Love Letters Sent: 8
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
Dragon Eggs Found: 6826 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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