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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested: 260 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Towns Built: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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