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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Crops Grown: 5268
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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