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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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