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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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