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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Love Letters Sent: 7
Void Gems Collected: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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