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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4919 Players Killed by Monsters: 6386
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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