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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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