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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 2274 Divine Spears Created: 25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crops Grown: 3196

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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