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AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	445	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	754
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Star Shards Collected:	137

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Potions Brewed:	186

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	199	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3278
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

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join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ores Mined:	6876
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8703

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ores Mined:	3104	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Items Found:	2756
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3