Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 317
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

    Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun
    join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

    Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

    So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

    Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

    BroBroCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BrotherlyLoveCraft

    BrotherlyLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

    Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

    StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP
    Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 241 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Void Gems Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BestieBonkCraft

    BestieBonkCraft
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1267 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TankShellCraft

    TankShellCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

    Teen Wellbeing Friends Server
    so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version 1.21.1
    Server Type Free Roam
    Platform Paper
    Rules No rules, but behave nicely
    Availability 24/7, open to public
    Admin Recruitment Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

    FAQ

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

    Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

    A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

    Q: What is the server IP to join?

    A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 79
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Fear Europe Minecraft SMP

    Fear Europe Minecraft SMP
    because the most chaotic Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join our server if you dare to face off against a group of players who are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. But beware, our community is also known for their mischievous pranks, like the time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding sheep. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, come join us and see if you can make it out alive (and with your sanity intact)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server

    StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world where changing your name is as easy as crafting a diamond sword.

    Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.

    So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BabysitBrosSILBILAITA

    BabysitBrosSILBILAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets fertility treatments!

    Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!

    And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?

    So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5277 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Crops Grown: 3668 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Animals Bred: 185

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • UniqCraft SMP: Stand Out!

    UniqCraft SMP: Stand Out!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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