Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

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Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	72
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8374
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

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Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Farms Harvested:	959	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Emeralds Found:	8222	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Animals Bred:	180	Void Gems Collected:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
New Chunks Explored:	819110	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	7884	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3