JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8661
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
New Chunks Explored:	490918	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Towns Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crops Grown:	3720	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9091	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	176	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.