JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	262252
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1930
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3609
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	New Chunks Explored:	209161
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Farms Harvested:	371

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	221	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1272
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8645
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6614	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	5921
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Buildings Constructed:	40	Zombie Dances:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	971649	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.