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Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	66	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	3025
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Mines Excavated:	2623	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Votes:	9771	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
New Chunks Explored:	136757	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Animals Bred:	160	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2864	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

Players:	110/700	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8423	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1