jonahwill | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4068	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3212
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	55
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ores Mined:	5672	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
New Chunks Explored:	25430	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Holy Grails Found:	3

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
Void Gems Collected:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73