Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

amusing, Chuckle, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, funny story, hilarious, humor, Humorist, JOKE, joke of the day, JokesterJen, laugh out loud, Laughter, Minecraft, one liner, PUNCHLINE, smp, stand up comedy, Witty

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Potions Brewed:	200	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyLifeChanger

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Are you tired of making heavy decisions that actually matter in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only decision you have to make is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!

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come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	247
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyTradeWars

BlockyTradeWars, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic struggles, geopolitical challenges, global economy, global trade, international relations, international trade, market analysis, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions effects, trade agreements, trade disruptions, trade policies, trade restrictions, War, WSJ analysis

come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Truth or Dare

blocky, cognitive bias, disputed tags, election claims, election misinformation, fact-checking, high political knowledge, information accuracy, information credibility, judged truthfulness, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation judgment, political beliefs, political knowledge, social media, Trump voters, Trump’s claims, Truth, truthfulness, twitter

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	3279
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

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Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Emeralds Found:	7668	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

CHANGE, Fixing, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, MISTAKES, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, RetroRegrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-forgiveness, self-improvement goals, self-transformation

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelKidz Health Check

Blood Test, CHECK, children, early detection, health, healthcare advancements, Heart Disease, innovation, lipid analysis, liver disease, machine analysis, Medical, pediatric health, PixelKidz, preventative care, researchers, risk assessment, serious illnesses, study, Technology, type 2 diabetes, Warning

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner rogue and dominate with a 35% chance of coming out on top! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Legend has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot out fireworks. Who needs a bow and arrow when you can shoot out a rainbow of colors?

3. Our server is like a virtual stock market, where you can trade rare items and potions for emeralds. Just don’t invest in CreeperCoin, trust me on that one.

4. The banlist on our server is as unpredictable as a creeper sneaking up on you. You never know when your favorite weapon or tool will be banned, keeping you on your toes at all times.

5. We host epic events like the AMC Cup 11, where players battle it out for the title of ultimate Minecraft champion. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers and always watch your back in the Nether.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Admit That FF9 Is Reddit Minecraft SMP The True Masterpiece FF7 Minecraft SMP FF9 vs FF7 Minecraft SMP Showdown Reddit vs Masterpiece Minecraft SMP Battle FF9 is Reddit, FF7 is Masterpiece Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are trying to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows waiting to strike. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1655
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PhobiaCraft SMP

acrophobia, agoraphobia, anxiety, Arachnophobia, claustrophobia, emetophobia, fear, fear of crowds, fear of enclosed spaces, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of holes, fear of spiders, fear of vomiting, germophobia, mental health, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, Psychology, smp, social phobia, specific phobia, trypophobia

Are you scared of creepers blowing up your hard work? Join our Minecraft SMP and face your fears head on! Our server is filled with so many creepers, you’ll be begging for more TNT explosions! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a fear of heights and loves to swoop down and give players piggyback rides. Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer your phobias in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Runes Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Forgive & ForgetMC

ForgetMC, Forgive, forgiveness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-fulfillment, self-judgment

Are you tired of forgiving others for their silly mistakes while you can’t seem to let go of your own blunders? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical forgiveness potion that will help you let go of all your self-inflicted guilt! Join us and watch as your self-criticism melts away like butter on a hot potato. Plus, our community is so forgiving that even creepers are welcome with open arms (just don’t blow up anyone’s house, okay?). So come on over and let go of that pesky self-judgment, because life’s too short to be hard on yourself in a blocky virtual world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3