| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9949 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 78 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 7296 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.
For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
