It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Villages Defended: 9
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Inner Voice Volume Boost

    Inner Voice Volume Boost
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

    oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RandomMC

    RandomMC

    Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • 💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 15+
    Application Process Strict yet reasonable
    Plugins Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
    Unique Features Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

    FAQ

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

    A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

    Q: How does the application process work?

    A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

    Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

    A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

    Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

    A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

    A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9865 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Hell Sex Minecraft Server

    Hell Sex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

    So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 582
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

    3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

    Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

    Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

    Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

    So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1892 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 472866 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CrushedByMinecraftSMP

    CrushedByMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

    AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!
    Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UNIFILgateRage

    UNIFILgateRage
    come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 New Chunks Explored: 897791
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Potions Brewed: 87
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PangeaMC

    PangeaMC

    PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Wacky Town Minecraft Server

    Wacky Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

    Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

    So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

    Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Dimension Hops: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CoverCraftMuslimLand

    CoverCraftMuslimLand
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

    Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9418 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4639

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

    PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

    Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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