It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Dimension Hops: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Runes Activated: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crops Grown: 2711
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 7555
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7923 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 53 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1738 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ores Mined: 6614 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

    KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition
    LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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