It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Villages Defended: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Love Letters Sent: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Alien Abductions: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 277

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Inner Voice Volume Boost

    Inner Voice Volume Boost
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

    oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6995 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ores Mined: 1524 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Animals Bred: 117

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RandomMC

    RandomMC

    Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 740847 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mines Excavated: 3015
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4281 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 15+
    Application Process Strict yet reasonable
    Plugins Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
    Unique Features Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

    FAQ

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

    A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

    Q: How does the application process work?

    A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

    Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

    A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

    Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

    A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

    A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8222 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Hell Sex Minecraft Server

    Hell Sex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

    So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Animals Bred: 141
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mines Excavated: 3045
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

    3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

    Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

    Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

    Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

    So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Villages Defended: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CrushedByMinecraftSMP

    CrushedByMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 2736

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

    AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!
    Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 82436 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UNIFILgateRage

    UNIFILgateRage
    come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PangeaMC

    PangeaMC

    PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3598 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Wacky Town Minecraft Server

    Wacky Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

    Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

    So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

    Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CoverCraftMuslimLand

    CoverCraftMuslimLand
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

    Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magic Items Found: 2062

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

    PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

    Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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