Hustle SMP: Where we hustle for diamonds and snicker at vanilla noobs!

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Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP

Server Overview

Server Version	Paper 1.20.4
Server Location	Europe
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat EssentialsX CoreProtect
Datapacks	Dynmap -AFK-Display Anti-Endermen-Grief Double-Shulker-Shells Fast-Leaf-Decay Multiplayer-Sleep Player-Head-Drops

Join Hustle SMP

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

Q: Who manages the server?

A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

Q: What kind of community does the server have?

A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4280
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ores Mined:	692	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	719004	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SpyCraft: Family Edition

action, adorable, comedy, dumb, dynamic, Edition, Espionage, family, humor, little girl, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga series, relationships, sense, Spy, spy x family, Spycraft, Stereotypes, straight guy, Thriller, WOMAN

Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes

Conservatives, conspiracy theories, Crafty, current events, digital engagement, echo chamber, ideological divide, internet culture, lockdowns, Masks, Mining, Misinformation, online activity, online debate, polarization, political discourse, public health, public opinion, right wing, social media, societal impact, Vaccines, Votes

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Reasons to Join:

Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	824411
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	7553
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	145
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6196
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Star Shards Collected:	110

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty AF

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Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	85
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mines Excavated:	4166
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchantments Applied:	89
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.