Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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