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Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

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I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, building, building mods, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, free, KapiServer, LIMITED, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant, Private, responsive, RIGHTS, Small, Survival, Time spent together, villagers, world

Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	8258
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	2210	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4419	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	137
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5