HotCraftSummer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	858
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	6716	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	8683
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	130
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3477
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4886
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	6915
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7182
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	721

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3